Funny Tagalog Quotes
Gender Jokes
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
Pinoy Jokes
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, \"If I\'m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.\"
She removes all her clothing and asks, \"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?\"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, \"Here, ir...on this!\".
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